Schrute Space

Thank you all for attending the Andrew Baines Bernard garden party held on the grounds of the exquisite Schrute Farms, in the center of the root vegetable district.  With over 20 guests, a historical-themed ice sculpture and a little courtly dancing, it was a tremendous success.  Lamentably, I understand a few bad apples are claiming that Mose may have scratched your vehicles.  Now let's not get carried away.  Phyllis we all know you drive with both feet, and Jim you drive like a girl.  I can assure you any nicks were there previous to parking with us.  There have also been allegations of light food poisoning from the finger sandwiches.  That's not poisoning, that's more likely your polluted stomachs rejecting food depraved of saturated fat and artificial ingredients.  I'm not McDonald's.  

Again, thank you so much for your presence.  The enthusiastic turnout illustrates your desire for ritzy parties held on local beet soil, and I want you to be the first to know that Schrute Farms is now available for all of your high-end event hosting needs.  Please reply to my email blast, or stop by my desk any time between 1:00-1:17PM on Wednesdays to discuss.